WhatsApp Chat session
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: Mehn!! This house is too quiet o
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: Everybody!!!! Snap to attention
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: Inspection tym
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: Kulg drop ur cock and grab ur socks
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: Ndi..u nerd. Stop flogging that PC
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: ...u there mooning over the sewing machine........drop that fabric
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: Atten hut!!!!!
ndy40: Scrambles to attention
ndy40: Reporting 9187 delta on standby
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: Finally!!!!
ndy40: How about that girl that talks to customers in mtn
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: Gosh!!!
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: I forgot to radio that mtn gurlie
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: Someone needs to take that com headset from her and give her a snub nosed izi
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: *uzi*
Kulg Udofia: Wh girl is that
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: Joyce2
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: Finally. Lance corporal kulg ceases wanking
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: Btw is that some shishah i smell in the air?
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: Gawd!! U bawdy tawdy marines are a disgrace.
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: Get some clothes on the lot of u, before i leave the imprint of my size 11's on someones behind
Kulg Udofia: What's btw
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: By the way
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: Soldier!!! Learn ur codes
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: U just flunked a signals course.
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: Gawd!!! Whose sorry arse enlisted u in the royal marines 126th company?
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: Son. Stand up straight!!!! i'm talkn to u
Kulg Udofia: Yes uncle
Kulg Udofia: I think I broke my dk
Kulg Udofia: Can't stand straight captain
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: U broke ur dick? That should teach u never to use gun oil to polish ur knob
Kulg Udofia: IMG-20120621-WA0000.jpg (file attached)
Kulg Udofia: Haha
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: Soldier. Is that a pack of rubbers?
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: Gawd!!!!
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: Goood lawd!!!! In my effing barracks?
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: Where is the "recieving" soldier of ur "strokes"?
Kulg Udofia: Sir ..yes sir...I found it lying helpless n it called to me
Kulg Udofia: Sir she is absent
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: U both need to appear before a special tribunal. We may have to courtmartial u and that camouflage wearing cunt
Akwere Ikpaha: A pack of rubbers called to u? Son didnt u just report that during ur recent tour of duty in iraq. That a concussion grenade left u stunned?
Akwere Ikpaha: So how the eff did u "hear" condoms calling out "Lance corporal Kulg. Here we are"?
Kulg Udofia: Yes sir...my mind is gone ...don't know the rules no more....
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: Stand the fuck straight up. When adressing a senior officer.
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: Gawd!!! U oughht to be flogged.
Kulg Udofia: sir
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: Hmmmm
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: Where are the damned females of this platoon?
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: By jove!!! We have ouselves 2 female deserters
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: Search the barracks!! I want those 2 knaves in my qtrs @ once
Akwere Ikpaha, Jr: *muttering under my breath* i fink i need a break
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